Thursday, January 13, 2011

New Zodiac Signs 2011 Astrological Signs New Sagittarius Celebs


New Zodiac Signs 2011 - The new zodiac signs 2011 are a big surprise to many people.

With the new Zodiac signs 2011 this has many people confused. How can’t the new zodiac signs 2011 help but do anything but change the way people read their horoscope?

Hang tough. The axis of the Earth changes as it wobbles, and thousands of years after the signs of the stars were first determined, they’re no longer aligned, mostly because the North Star is pointing in a different direction (or something super complicated like that, which is better left for people way smarter than myself to explain explain).

So, here’s the new Zodiac cheat sheet:

Capricorn is now January 20 to February 16
Aquarius is now February 16 to March 11
Pices is now March 11 to April 18
Aries is now April 18 to May 13
Taurus is now May 13 to June 21
Gemini is now June 21 to July 20
Cancer is now July 20 to August 10
Leo is now August 10 to September 16
Virgo is now September 16 to October 30
Libra is now October 30 to November 23
Scorpio is now November 23 to November 29
Ophiuchus is making its debut from November 29 to December 17
Sagittarius is now December 17 to January 20

See if your kid can do the math and figure out how, exactly, 13 signs are taking up the space previously held by 12. If the old horoscope seems better than the new one, don’t despair — just remember that the chances are good that you’ll forget what you read as soon as you move on to the Garfield comic or the Sudoku puzzle anyway.

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